Product Info

Monster Cookies by Cali Blaise
🍪 Grape Pie • Earthy Cookies • Deep Indica Drift

Prepare for full-body bliss with Monster Cookies, an indica-dominant classic born from crossing Girl Scout Cookies × Granddaddy Purple. This strain is famed for its syrupy grape and berry candy flavor, pungent cookie funk, and heavy-hitting relaxing effects—perfect for disappearing into relaxation and letting nothing stand between you and the couch.

Flavor & Aroma
A dessert-meets-medical terp experience that hits every mood:

🍇 Juicy grape candy and sweet plum on the inhale
🌿 Earthy cookie dough vibes layered with herbal undertones
🌶️ Slight spicy finish with a touch of funk on the exhale

Dense, sticky nugs coated in trichomes—when you open this jar, the aroma alone lets you know it’s fire.

Effects & Experience
Expect a high that’s slow, stoney, and deeply soothing:

🧠 Gentle mental uplift that eases into mellow calm
🛋️ Full-body melt with creeping couchlock
💤 Ideal for late-night unwind, sleep prep, or total chill mode

This is the kind of strain that holds your hand through stress and throws you gently into relaxation.

Potential Benefits
Monster Cookies is a favorite for:

💤 Insomnia or trouble winding down
💢 Muscle tension or chronic discomfort
😌 Stress, overstimulation, or mental chatter

Genetics & Quality
A power-packed hybrid from GSC × GDP, Monster Cookies is trusted for its consistent potency and flavor depth. Each bud bursts with color, resin, and that unmistakable cookie-sweet zest—cured to perfection for maximized terpene expression.

🔥 Now available at Cali Blaise.
Monster Cookies delivers dessert-level taste with knockout indica relaxation. Grab yours while it’s in stock—this one brings both flavor and function to the table.